Last updated September 2026
These are the terms for using this website and, if we offer it, ordering from The Salty Johnson online. By using the site or placing an order you agree to them. They're written to be read, not to trip you up.
The words and photos on this site belong to us or are used with permission; please don't copy them for another business. Don't use the site or its forms to send spam, anything unlawful, or anything meant to harm someone.
We work to keep the information here accurate, but hours, prices and availability can change; when in doubt, call. The site is provided as is. To the extent the law allows, we're not liable for indirect losses from using it; for orders, our responsibility is the amount you paid for that order.
These terms are governed by the laws of California. If any part can't be enforced, the rest still applies. We may update these terms; the date at the top tells you when.
Reach us at jesseisinthehouse@gmail.com or 8057051238.